gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
— anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via ktnss)
White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks
Yes! Every single one of his books are exactly the same! And they kinda all suck.
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Menswear Dog is a 3 year old shiba inu living in NYC with a panache for all things style.
— Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat’s Cradle (via aquaticwonder)
